The Corrupted Wish Game.

[xNightshade]

Granted but he's now 82 years old.

I wish for a banana

[Katy]

Granted but you realise there is a big hairy ape holding the other end ;)

I wish for a snow day tomorrow!

[xNightshade]

Granted but you get snowed in and this stops your internet from working.

I wish for a carrot cake

[Katy]

Granted....when u bite into it u break your teeth on the whole carrot running through the middle.

I wish for a sexy man in a kilt ;)

[xNightshade]

Granted, he is now yours but only for a day.

I wish for new teeth

[Gridenough]

Granted, but oops, the tooth fairy made them from reject teeth with holes in them.

I wish for a new purple car with white sideways racing stripes and mag wheels.

[xNightshade]

Granted but when u leave it in your garage it spontaneously combusts.

I wish for a princess to find my shoe.

[Oobz]

Granted, but you do realise her name is Fiona and she is green right? too late, you must marry her!

I want to dance.

[YGE]

Granted, but you always tread on peoples feet, causing them to not dance with you.

I wish for a glass of strawberry milkshake!

[Gridenough]

Granted...oh, oh, I'm not so good at this, I forgot to stem the strawberries and the milk was curdled.

I wish I could sleep all night without waking up once.

[xNightshade]

Granted, here, touch this spindle. You now are in an unwakeable sleep unless Oobz kisses you.

I wish for Chocolate.

[Oobz]

Haha

Granted.....enjoy your ex-lax

I wish for a drop at arma.

[Katy]

omg too funny...granted..here is your buckler


I wish for a holiday on the beach

[YGE]

Granted! But you forget your sun lotion and burn a bit too much!

I wish for new glasses.

[xNightshade]

Granted but they have no lenses.

I wish for an apple pie.