GET THE COOKIE!

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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by Starwolf » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:13 am

lol @ the first 5 posts with such violent methods to get a cookie. XD

I file a lawsuit and sue DD for the cookie and won possession of the cookie (as well as 80% of his estate).
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by Moonballz » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:26 am

Objection! Starwolf sued DD while he was in such emotional distress due to the loss of Serame. I feel that, that is not fair and the cookie should be handed to me. The Judge disagrees. I kill the judge and put his clothes on and rule in my favor. The cookie is mine!
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by Shortstuff » Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:12 am

I take you to corporeal beast cave and he stomps on you whilst I grab the cookie and run away
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by Diplomatt » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:48 am

As you are running out of the corp cave, I trip you up, the cookie goes flying and guess who is there to catch it!

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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by Satrianisaxe » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:46 pm

Me, as I use my athletic prowess to vault over Andy, executing a perfect triple salko in the tucked position.

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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by Sloggish » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:08 pm

I bring my 500 unwashed friends and we set up tents and Occupy Davva's property chanting slogan's about how unfair it is that he has the cookie and controls 99% of the cookie infrastructure and resources. We beat drums all night and he finally gets bored and walks away from the cookie. We smoke alot of pot and realize that the cookie is sitting here looking kinda disinterested- but we now have the cookie- but we have no idea what to do with it?

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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by scootch » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:11 pm

I approach Sloggish My 10 clean Freinds Keep eye on the dirty hoard sitting by their drums. Even though most are asleep. I offer a Box of Good will. Yes It Is the covetive Box Of Crackers Slog Is Mezmorized for his Bounty and Rides Into the sunrise With His Band Of misfits. Leaving the golden prize Behind.

Yes I Have the Cookie

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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by Diplomatt » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:20 pm

Schooootchy, Look over there, a bloke with a bloody big rifle!
*grabs Cookie*

I have the cookie

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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by Shortstuff » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:46 pm

shoots an arrow at andy, hits him in the butt as he drops cookie and runs, now i got the cookie and my archery kit to shoot at who ever gets it next :)
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by Diplomatt » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:02 pm

*Puts on special aftershave*

(see spoiler for brand!!!!!!!!)
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Runs upto Dan, offers him a pint and when he goes to drink the first sip, snatches the Cookie knowing he cant range me!!!!

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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by lacey days » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:11 pm

"Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is Dip's cookie. I have been a VERY good girl all year,

Love Lacey xxx"

Big fat guy sneaks into Dip's house and steals the cookie, using his special key and Santa magic. He gift wraps it and puts it into Lacey's stocking to open on Christmas Day.

I have the cookie!
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¸;›^¸.¸•º°˜°º•„¸¸„..Catch a star for me..„¸¸„•º°˜°º•¸.¸^‹;¸
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by scootch » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:27 pm

Admiring The Big Rifle I Have. the barret M82 With a 29 In Barrel I Load 12.7 X 99 Bullet. I settle In And Choose My target. Holds breath, Send it The Cookie Is Mine

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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by Sunni Ray » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:39 pm

I send my huntin' dog to get the cookie from Scootchy. It's mine, all mine!!!

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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by serame » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:42 pm

Since I am now dead, as DD has poisoned me, I don my ghostly robes and walk up to Sunni. Her dog growls, but I am not afraid. I throw back my cowl and say "Booo! Sunni screams, drops the cookie, and I snatch it up. I have the cookie and all you and your rifles and arrows cannot hurt me because, well, I am already dead. Another good thing is that I am unable to smell Andy.

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Re: GET THE COOKIE!

Post by Moonballz » Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:45 pm

Who you gonna call?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oznj6AFeiRE


I have the cookie:)
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