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GET THE COOKIE!
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Telephone Answerphone message *I'm Sorry Ghostbusters went bust in the 80's............Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
I have the Cookie!
I have the Cookie!
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I hold out a shiny gold watch, you take it and i take the cookie you dropped. Surprise! the watch is a fake but I have the cookie!
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Extreamly pissed off with my fake gold watch, I throw it at the back of your head as you run away..................BULLS EYE! Flat on the floor, with a fake watch impaled in the back of your head, your hand slowly opens as the last of your life slowly drains away and the Cookie pops into my awaiting hand!
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Makes a deal with Andy, a pint of lager for the cookie, little does he expect me to make him pay for the pint. He puts the cookie on the bar, looks for his wallet, unfortunetly I've now got his wallet and the cookie and runs out the pub
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Dam!!!!!!!!!! Foiled by a Dan! I should of known he is Bar shy!
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As I wait for the bus to take me to the airport, I spy Pvm Shorty running out of a bar with the cookie. I trip him over with my luggage and he falls face first on the sidewalk. The cookie is flung out of his hand and lands on my lap, which I gladly take to the airport. The cookie and I have a wonderful vacation on the sunny beaches, and we lived happily ever after.
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Did you just say you are vacationing on Sunni's beach? The payment to be on my beach happens to be one cookie, thank you so much! Now I have the cookie.
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I (the government) increases your property tax up to one cookie. thx! my cookie!
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Being an anarchist, I overthrow you (the government) and take the cookie back on behalf of the masses. LONG LIVE ANARCHY!
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Well I don't know how to respond to that, I just knock you over the head with a raw shark and take the cookie.
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That's not a raw shark, it's a live shark! It bites your arm off at the shoulder and I take the cookie out of your lifeless hand.
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Little did Sunni realize while wandering around admiring her prize, that she had wandered into General Graardor's lair! With one punch Sunni gets squished down into the ice with the cookie and her hand poking out, and I snatch it and teleport out on the alter.
I have the cookie!
I have the cookie!
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I was lurking in the shadows, and steal the cookie from Brad of RS as he teleports away.
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I create a parallel universe where I have the cookie and you do not and then I make the parallel universe the correct reality.
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Whew! In this new parallel existence I am now alive again! I pull a freshly baked Christmas cookie from the oven. Dragon is happy to trade it for his poisoned, stale old one that is surely covered with the blood of all my clannies by now. Though why I would want to do that is beyond me. Anyway, I now have the cookie.