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GET THE COOKIE!
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- Twirlindana
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!
Having learnt of your marathon, I decide to attack you when you're at your weakest point, that is (quoting Scootch) between the phase 24 hrs- and the phase 30 hours - (:| of your mighty endeavour and therefore I'm able to steal the cookie from you with ease. HA!
Believe me, this is what is going to happen in less than a day. I have four eyes ( ) and I can see the future!
Believe me, this is what is going to happen in less than a day. I have four eyes ( ) and I can see the future!
"I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time just like everyone else" - Tina Belcher
Re: GET THE COOKIE!
Using my amazing thieving skills, I sneak up behind Twirl and gently remove the glasses from two of her eyes. I dance around in front of her and wave my hand in her face, but she doesn't seem to notice me. I then am able to pickpocket the cookie right out of her pocket. At least I think it is the cookie...it looks kind of black and smells funny. Since I have recently made a new friend in Vanescula Drakan, I ask her to keep the cookie safe for me. She looks a little peeved, but she agrees. Nobody can take the cookie from HER!
Re: GET THE COOKIE!
I LOOK AT YOU WITH MY corrupt FACE USE MY PUPPY DOG EYES AND KINDLY ASK CAN I HAVE YOUR COOKIE ;)
Re: GET THE COOKIE!
Unfortunately, your 'Puppy Dog' eye's have gone to your head and as you gloat with 'cookie' in hand/ paw, I open a small travel cage behind you.............inside is a cat that races past you in a ball of fluffyness. (obviously due to copyright laws, not as Fluffy as 'Fluff n Slay')
Puppy Dog + fleeing cat = woooooooooooooof, and your off chasing the cat!
As the cookie drops from your hand/ paw, I catch it before it hits the ground
I have the cookie.........................................
Puppy Dog + fleeing cat = woooooooooooooof, and your off chasing the cat!
As the cookie drops from your hand/ paw, I catch it before it hits the ground
I have the cookie.........................................
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!
Bless ya Andy lolPilgrim Matt wrote:(obviously due to copyright laws, not as Fluffy as 'Fluff n Slay')
I point out to Andy an exciting photo opportunity in which a dragon is looking particularly majestic against the setting sun. He can't resist taking some shots and in his enthusiasm (shouting poses to the somewhat bemused dragon) fails to notice a little hand going into his backpack for..... cookie!
Fluff blows off backpack dust and skips off into the sunset, cookie in hand.....
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!
Muahahaha! I have only been pretending to be a cowardly little mouse. When that dastardly villain murdered you while charging air orbs I was hiding behind him. While he was stealing your glory, staff and orbs, I stole the cookie! Haha ha! I have the cookie and I am hiding behind a big mean monster!
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!
I slayed the goblin you were hiding behind and ran to a very out the way location somewhere in runescape, but I'm not telling where.
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I asked bob the cat for help to find a mystical cookie which the dreaded DionysusZero has in his possession, he helped me, I found you in a crate in Catherby, I throw flan at you and you are so shocked, you don't realise that I have taken the cookie from you, thanks
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I snitch to MJay that Oob has been using her flans to attack clanmates! She's so annoyed that her baking has gone to waste that she slaps Oob. I watch on as a totally shocked Oob holds his hand to his cheek like a naughty little boy. In the frozen moment I realise that a noosewand is pretty nifty at picking up cookies. I quickly slip the cookie into my rubber flipper and run off (well... waddle off) looking forward to eating it somewhere very quiet and out of the way
- magerpainz
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!
On my way to attend to my daily Port voyages, I notice Fluff sitting on the docks near Port Sarim. She seemed to be fooling with one of her Silly Flippers :lol: . I asked what she is doing and so shocked to see me, she falls in the water and starts drifting south along the shoreline, struggling to swim one-handed as she holds a cookie in the other. I happen to have some fishing explosives from cleaning out my bank and I give one a toss in her general direction, fully believeing that the explosion might help push her towards shore. A mogre pops up behind her as she reaches the shore. She hands me the cookie, draws her sword, and says, "Stand back Mager, I've got this!". I can clearly see that she is a Master at slaying, so I scamper off to do my ports, with cookie in hand.
Re: GET THE COOKIE!
I tap mager on the left shoulder from behind and sneak round from the right hand side to steal the cookie! Mwahahaha.
- xNightshade
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!
I give you some ghost chilli laced cookies and whilst you are distracted, take the cookie and hide.
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So mean! Quickly says "Look up!" which distracts you, I steal the cookie again and once again win! ;)
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I get my cresbot to walk in front of you distracting you with its cuteness, while you are thinking how sweet it is, I steal the cookie and run off giggling like a little kid with cookie in hand.
- xNightshade
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Re: GET THE COOKIE!
I use wind blast to blow the cookie out your hand and knock you over, i run and take the cookie!