Riddles

[Andey]

A dude is walking in the rain with no hat or umbrella, nothing above him but sky, why isn't his hair getting wet?

[Dave]

A dude is walking in the rain with no hat or umbrella, nothing above him but sky, why isn't his hair getting wet?

Naturally...he's bald.

[Lady in Ice]

A dude is walking in the rain with no hat or umbrella, nothing above him but sky, why isn't his hair getting wet?

Naturally...he's bald.

yeah, must have been Deep

[Geve]

omg Kal, i went to post same reply!

[Deep_Pain]

I'm not the only bald person in the world, just the first people think of, because of my dashing good looks, notable wit, superior intelligence, modest nature and humble persona.

[Lady in Ice]

Especially this made me ROFL :

modest nature and humble persona.

I still can´t stop laughing, lol.

[Andey]

[sorelosermode] Because he hadn't showered in months and the water was rolling off his oily hair[/sorelosermode]

Good Job Nel ^^

I have a numbers riddle that should be pretty easy. (made it myself)

Nancy takes a stack of forms labeled each with a consecutive number. The stack starts at 100 and ends at 200. she splits it in half, throws away one half, then splits it in half again. Why are there 2 tiny pieces of paper?

[Lord Anwyn]

she starts with 101 sheets, half that is 50.5, then half that is 25.25 sheets. The 2 tiny sheets are the quarter sheets left over

Every morning a man, who lives on the 31 floor of a flat block, goes to work. When he comes back from work he gets off at the 16th floor and then walks the further floors, and no its not for exercise. Why does he do this?

[Hid]

Cause he is not tall enough to push the button in the elevator for floor 31.

[Diplomatt]

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor covered in stones, water and glass. What happened?

[Lord Anwyn]

they are fish, and the fish tank broke

[Diplomatt]

Well done Dude! Romeo and Juliet are fish!

[James Muninn]

What belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?

[Shortstuff]

your name

[Diplomatt]

I turn polar bears white. I will make you cry. I make men have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubbly

What am I?