The Excuse Game

[DoctorDRAG0N]

Ask someone for a favor, then the next person comes up with most ridiculous excuse they can think of. in example.

"Will you take me to the market?"
"I would love to, but my car is on fire at the moment."

Let's begin shall we?
Will someone loan me $5 so I can play RuneScape?

[Dvdrak]

So, being the nice guy that I am I decided to loan you the five dollars. On my way to the post office I got really really hungry. Thankfully there was a Taco Bell near by so I stopped there and ordered a double chulupa meal. Unfortunately, the meal cost more than five dollars so I didn't have enough to pay for it. Luckily there was a bank next door so I went there to withdraw some money. When I asked the bank teller for a few bucks she informed me that I didn't bank with them and she wouldn't be able to give me any money. The choice was pretty clear to me: Starve to death or rob the bank, so I reached over the counter and took two dollars. I then walked across the street and ordered my delicious Chulupa meal. I would have just walked home and ate it there but being so famished I had to stay in the restaurant and eat. While I was enjoying the second chulupa the police showed up and arrested me. Being in jail I can't give you the money for Runescape. Sorry.

Can anyone break me out of prison?

[Joedakiller]

I would, but what with global warming and all.. I mean, it's kinda a bitch to go to break you out when the polar ice caps are melting.

Now. I need a fire cape. Does anyone wanna get on my account and kill jad for me?

[DoctorDRAG0N]

I would love to help out a fellow clannie, but I'm kinda shooting to be a P-mod at the moment so I'm gonna gave to report ya instead.;)

Will someone write dvdrak in jail and tell him not to drop the soap?

[Shortstuff]

I would but found out there is a world shortage of soap and prices are more expensive than a blue party hat.

Would someone please find me a time machine so I can go into the future, find out what the next lottery numbers are, retun to the present, and buy a winning ticket so that I didn't have to go work

[Diplomatt]

I would find you a time machine but I havn't got time!

Can someone make me a cuppa tea please?

[Shortstuff]

I would but I haven't got the money to go to china for tea bags due to rations

Can someone buy me a ferrari

[Diplomatt]

I was going to buy you a Ferrari but when I passed the Ferrari shop, I was distracted by person stood outside, who said he would double my money, unfortunately I was scammed and lost all my money......................................................

Would someone be kind enough to get me a bar of chocolate?

[Darth Kaz2]

I'd be happy to buy you a bar of chocolate. It's just, you see, well, when I was a child some 'friends' of mine gave me a bar of chocolate to eat...but it wasn't really chocolate. Ummm, my ongoing post traumatic stress over 'the incident', as my therapist calls it, forces me to avoid contact with any chocolate products. Even writing about it causes me to sweat uncontrollably all over my laptop. Sorry.

You someone please give me 100k free frost dragon bones. I would like to go ahead and get 99 prayer, and that many bones wuld mean I wouldn't have to bother using a gilded altar. Just bank and bury!

[Diplomatt]

I would love to give you 100k frost dragon bones, but I'm really worried that you may report me if I accidently give you 1004 frost dragon bones instead and I don't wan't to get banned for scamming, so sorry!

Could anyone tell me the secret of life please?

[serame]

I would love to tell you the secret of life but I've been sworn to secrecy. And I don't want to get reported to the powers that be.

Will someone clean my house for me so I can play more Runescape?

[Darth Kaz2]

I'd be happy to clean your house so you can play more Runescape...but I'm really busy playing Runescape right now, and just can't seem to find the time...I'm really sorry...maybe next week.

Can someone please build me a chicken coop?

[Shortstuff]

I would but decided I was hungry, so killed and cooked the chickens, therefore no need for a chicken coop.

Would someone please kill my boss

[Darth Kaz2]

Shortyp, I would...but you are self-employed, remember? You sure about that wish?

Could someone please fish for me, the skill rocks are taking forever!

[DoctorDRAG0N]

I was on my way to the LRC to fish for you, but there was this 10billion gp drop party and I didn't want to be a free loader....so I put my fishing gear in the drop chest. I hope you understand, have a pink afro instead.


Will you check under my bed for monsters?