You know runescape isn't for real because...

[Likatutu]

You can't shower or potty on rs. 8O

There isn't a sign indicating "Caution: Do not sit on Unicorn's head" on the Unicorn! Even I have that sign on the unicorn that lives in my backyard.

[Andey]

Large gatherings aren't broken up with beanbags and tear-gass.

There isn't a starbucks on every corner (or at all for that matter)

IRL the sandwitch lady is loving and doesn't shatter your skull with a baguette for picking the sandwitch you WANT.

Theft is not only tolerated, it's encouraged. IRL, if you walk around with a stealing cape of achievment, everyone immediately assumes it's stolen (ok, that isn't rl)

Even if you change everything about yourself (skin color, sex, hair color, clothes, NAME) you are still recognised by everyone.

Last but not least, no matter how many kegs of beer you pound down, you don't get a crowd around you to cheer you on!

[Huzzah]

You can instantly teleport from one city to the next. (No need for cars!)

[Shaman Willt]

Because your backpack seems to be invisible.

Because there is a such thing as a 'magic' tree

Because there is a such thing as dragons

........

[Deep_Pain]

Because there is a such thing as dragons

You haven't met my ex then.

[Shaman Willt]

"You haven't met my ex then."

Glad to hear the word 'ex' with that then.

[Ewsentinel]

Because Bob the Cat talks with an accent...oh, and also because he TALKS.

[sir relztik]

It's always 2pm.

[Kaye]

It's always 2pm.

actually because its always "Half past Rune" (examine the clock in your house)

[9_red_monkey]

Because the most expensive thing in the world wouldn't be a party cracker or hat!!

Because chooblet isnt a good insult irl

Because no one gets this excited about an "update" irl

[Darth Kaz2]

I know Runescape isn't real because...



...I can eat chocolate cake all day and never gain a pound.
...money isn't nearly as easy to make in real lfe.
...if real life were as repetetive as RS, I woud have killed myself long ago!

[onezerobin]

-- Because you can call a guy noob, and don't get hit back
-- Because you can catch sharks with your hand and get bitten
-- Because you keep running, and your dress size is still the same
-- Because you can never have 'a' bad hair day, all of them are bad hair days
-- Because you spend whole day cooking, and hubby still says why there's no dinner on table

[roland7533]

...because you can deposit your pet in your bank account....tried that IRL.....what a mess lol.
...because you can actually pull a weapon out at a bank and not have the S.W.A.T called
...because there is no S.W.A.T. which is why you can pull a weapon out and not have them called...

These are too funny...enjoyed them all

[Lord Anwyn]

a cooked shark is 0.1 kg heavier than a tuna and sweetcorn potato
wtf?
thats one heavy potato

[Lord Anwyn]

No matter how high your strength level you are still as weedy as when u started training at level 1