You know runescape isn't for real because...

[jetset516]

Ok, I saw this (game) on a forum somewhere a LONG time ago and some of the replies were really funny.

You can eat a whole shark in one bite, (but chocolate cake takes three bites).
A glass of beer increases your strength.
Despite all the dogs, cat's and other pets, you've never stepped in crap.

[Geve]

What you mean it aint real???? lol

You know it aint cos, player owned houses have no toilet / bathroom facilities!

[putsters]

you know it aint real cause there are no walmarts anywhere

[Andey]

This is actually backwards to the game I know which was 'What I've learned from runescape' being sarcastic but saying pretty much the same thing.

I know rs isn't for real because

You'll never see me toting around molten glass in a backpack.

In RS you can make any piece of armor with only 3 strikes of a hammer.

it akes 1 day to grow a maple tree.

praying actually does something.

You're imortal as long as you can eat fast.

[Dima]

Despite all the dogs, cat's and other pets, you've never stepped in crap.

Good one.
Edit: That's the most hugeass signature I've seen to date Putsters. -.-'

[BabyK]

You clap your hands and the world never changes.

[Deep_Pain]

Whenever you kill people on RS they usually drop some bones and some loot.

Whenever I kill people IRL, there's never a nice little pile of loot.. and the blood, omg what a mess, andu have to get rid of the body, find an alaby, it's hard work.

[Dorkoverall]

cooking your food only takes 5 mins

theres no jam for your bread!!

you catch sharks with your bare hands

you cant use stones with pictures of flames and trees to turn iron into gold

[serame]

I know Runescape isn't for real because...
...My cat adores me and follows me everywhere.
...I can weed the garden in full armor and not break a sweat.
...All my clothes leave my midriff bare :roll:

[Lord Aelfgar]

Runescape isn't for real because...

you can carry 100,000 arrows in your quiver, everyone shoots their bow in a left-handed manner, and you don't see any archers searching through the grass for lost arrows that have burried themselves out of sight.

[RhondaLGilly]

You know rs isnt real because when you try to take the gp out of your bank and pay the bills it disapears like leprechaun gold.

[Andey]

You learn how to make complicated leather armors by making simple rings.

The pefect remedy for falling in lava is eating a fish.

There are lots of cows and chickens but no horses.

The camel talks!!!

Everyone is a perfect natural with swords axes and whips ^^.

100% airplane crash survival rate.

[godess frigg]

The bank teller doesnt question why you would want to deposit your pet penguin

You can run around wielding offensive weapons without fear of being arrested

You can buy shoes but not bags to match

You have to build your own bed from scratch but cant even lie on it

Theres no computers or internet access anywhere in your house and you leave your house without your mobile phone or car keys!

[angeloftexas]

all your furniture in your house isn't pointed at a television.

your pet cat doesn't play with your whip

It is always day.

Most people in rs isn't drowning in debt.

[Almighty Div]

Unfortunately, if you kill a noob irl for annoying you, you'll do some time for it.

If you hit an iron bar with a hammer, it'll crack and/or shatter.

You couldn't text people irl until mobile phones were invented.

There's no chat filter to stop you getting into trouble irl.