You know runescape isn't for real because...

[Diplomatt]

You dont get hangovers after 10 pints of wizards brew!

[Pa7uL]

people forget you just beat them with in an inch of their life if you leave their sight and will have a nice conversation with you when you come back.

after getting caught pick pocketing by the same guy a 1000 times he still keeps all his money in the same pocket.

it is required to kill many of the same animal before one acutely drops a head (if your looking for one to stuff)

[Noahi]

when I cooked my lobster it turned into a rock

[Dr Brad]

When you're engaged in a vigorous RS fight, you're somehow able to eat whole large sharks during the frenzy. Fork, knife and napkin optional.

[Dr Brad]

When you're engaged in a vigorous RS fight, you're somehow able to eat numerous large sharks during the frenzy. Fork, knife and napkin optional.

[Noahi]

I dont get teleported to ScapeRune by my cat to uncook him a fish.

[Darth Kaz2]

In real life no one asks you if you want some dung tonight.
Thank goodness!

[Lord Anwyn]

there are no buses to make you late for everything important and early for nothing