The never ending story.

[Pa7uL]

BUMP!

[Diplomatt]

The Story so far.................................

This old man gets attacked by a mutated sea cucumber; luckily a bunch of stampeding chickens suddenly appeared, but then they got hit by a murder of crows that were armed with nothing but bad language, which they proceeded to use to turn everyone into flesh eating zombies which they discovered they had no control over, hence they went to the nearest pub and got pissed, whereby the landlord stuffed them into a pot of boiling lava. Then he flagged a nearby taxi, who drove them to the airport where they were involved in a multi million drug bust but they got sucked into a jet engine spraying their drugs all over the runway, but they said they were corrupt even though their beaks were covered in white powder that smelled like the light summer breeze on a warm winters night with a giant spider closing in that was eating stir-fried broccoli and tofu teriyaki.. so they ran as far as they could eventually they came to a crossroads. They stopped and started playing video games, till a postman walked by with the new edition of Penthouse Letters. They quickly became so involved in arguing over which stories might be true that they didn't seem to notice the the giant spider running towards them, who was sporting a special spider fitting full dragon set of armor made by someone who had 99 smithing, but was now training magic, so he imbued the armor with a spell that caused the chickens to turn into God War Bosses who headed towards the landlord, who had stuffed them into a pot of boiling lava, so they could use him as a human shield to block the flesh eating zombies, so they could get on with their illegal activities but then they turn into GWD bosses and then they got confused 'cos they thought they were already gwd bosses, so instead one drew forth his gravite rapier he earned through a week of dungeoneering with no sleep and then fainted from 1 week of lack of sleep and then a team of lvl 4 noobs defeated him wearing full bronze because he was unable to defend himself so his friends laughed heartily at his expense, then while they were busy laughing the level 4 noobs pk'd the friends and then ate them whilst thinking how much gwd bosses taste like chicken. In the morning appalled at all the bones...they decided to sacrifice the bones on the alter as a sacrificial offering of prayer XP, only to find the guy in charge of the process had terrible allergies so he decided not to light the incense burners. As a result the experience gained was not nearly what was expected, so discusted with the alter, not realizing that it was his own fault, he did an emergency teleport to the bathroom, as last nights meal was playing havoc with his digestion. Whilst sitting reading on the toilet he heard a loud explosion and before he knew it he was covered in some rather unpleasant lvl 4 noob goo that came from a noob who had just finished doing you know what, right before a robot bomb created by the giant spider was able too blow him up in the first place! Afterwards he said i just blew up! His mom and dad had too .......................................

[Diplomatt]

tell him the facts of life about being blown up and then they decided to.............

[onezerobin]

start telling him the history of koa...

[Diplomatt]

until they came across a player called....................................

[Pa7uL]

pip pop the mighty who just got a new...

(just when i want to put it all in one post you do it for me! 2x)

[Diplomatt]

account name because the previous name was just too stupid for Runescape.................

[onezerobin]

but was good enough for World of Warcraft, so.....

[Diplomatt]

the history lesson continued through the night until......................

[Pa7uL]

wow ended forever and all its fan boys...

[Diplomatt]

were forced to play the best bloody online game in the world.........................

[Lord Anwyn]

which was called farmville, but all of a sudden....

[Diplomatt]

they lost connection and lost all their.............................

[Lord Anwyn]

precious strawberry cows who then went....

[Diplomatt]

And eat all the newly harvested bushels of.........................