The never ending story.

[Diplomatt]

someone who had 99 smithing, but was now training.................

[Anne Bonney]

magic, so he imbued the armor with a spell that caused....

[Diplomatt]

the chickens to.................

[onezerobin]

turn into God War Bosses who headed towards ...

[Diplomatt]

the landlord, who had stuffed them into a pot of boiling lava, so they could...................

[Diplomatt]

The Story so far.................................

This old man gets attacked by a mutated sea cucumber; luckily a bunch of stampeding chickens suddenly appeared, but then they got hit by a murder of crows that were armed with nothing but bad language, which they proceeded to use to turn everyone into flesh eating zombies which they discovered they had no control over, hence they went to the nearest pub and got pissed, whereby the landlord stuffed them into a pot of boiling lava. Then he flagged a nearby taxi, who drove them to the airport where they were involved in a multi million drug bust but they got sucked into a jet engine spraying their drugs all over the runway, but they said they were corrupt even though their beaks were covered in white powder that smelled like the light summer breeze on a warm winters night with a giant spider closing in that was eating stir-fried broccoli and tofu teriyaki.. so they ran as far as they could eventually they came to a crossroads. They stopped and started playing video games, till a postman walked by with the new edition of Penthouse Letters. They quickly became so involved in arguing over which stories might be true that they didn't seem to notice the the giant spider running towards them, who was sporting a special spider fitting full dragon set of armor made by someone who had 99 smithing, but was now training magic, so he imbued the armor with a spell that caused the chickens to turn into God War Bosses who headed towards the landlord, who had stuffed them into a pot of boiling lava, so they could..........................................

[onezerobin]

Sounds like a Jagex quest. Good job koa

[Pa7uL]

use him as a human shield to block...

(i was just about to do that matt lol saved me some time)

[Diplomatt]

the flesh eating zombies, so they could get on with...................

[blarny3]

their illegal activities but then they

[onezerobin]

turn into GWD bosses and then they..

[Deep_Pain]

got confused 'cos they thought they were already gwd bosses, so instead one....

[Darth Kaz2]

drew forth his gravite rapier he earned through a week of dungeoneering with no sleep.

[onezerobin]

and then fainted from 1 week of lack of sleep and then...

[Pa7uL]

a team of lvl 4 noobs defeated him wearing full bronze because he was unable to defend himself so his friends...