The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Anne Bonney]

You get your socks but find they aren't the pokemon socks you wished for but lace trimmed strawberry shortcake ones instead.

I wish I had a slurpee.

[KevinsLunchbox]

granted but it's melted

I wish for everlasting happiness

[Mabelrose2]

Granted but the everylasting happiness was given not to you but a lovely elderly woman living in near the Amazon Jungle.. she thanks you for your wish....

I wish for a world free of dishonesty and corruption

[Pa7uL]

and all your friends tell you they hung out with because they just wanted free stuff

i wish jagex came out with a real new skill

[onezerobin]

granted new skill as rune crafting inside dungeoneering

I wish there's no combat in rs

[Pa7uL]

all the pvpers turn to skilling causing the the price for supplies to sky rocket and every resource gathering stop becomes more crowded than the ge. smithing becomes especially useless in stead of just the normal kind of useless as well as fishing and most aspects of cooking which in turn kills fire making and with no need to fletch, wood cutting dies out. with no combat runes the magic skill becomes slower to train than dunginering and impossible for new members. potion making dies with even the potions for skilling going unused. thieving runs rampant.the farming patches dry up and all any one does is hunt between leveling up their construction skill and raising their agility to get to new places with no real reason to get their.

i wish for a zombi attack!

[KevinsLunchbox]

granted except there was only one and it killed you, and the army killed the both of you and the zombie attack was stopped right then and there.

I wish Auntpol answers this wish

[Diplomatt]

She will do, but she is a werewolf and will answer you by biting your head off!

I wish for a hill free ride into work

[Lord Anwyn]

granted but then you crash into a massive wall and die

I wish for this wish to not get corrupted

[Darth Kaz2]

I wish for this wish to not get corrupted

Granted...instead of your wish getting corrupted, your computer is corrupted with the new MSNHIV disease. It can be transmitted from machine to human as well (I won't say how 8O ), so please govern your internet and computer activities accordingly.

I wish I were back in Florida on vacation!

[Foxx]

Granted. You are now covered in oil.

I wish we had pizza in the freezer... I'm hungry.

[Pa7uL]

granted but there is a whole in the packaging and it is horribly freezer burnt.

i wish i had max gp in rs.

[onezerobin]

granted but rs modifies the game such that for each gp you own , you lose xp

I wish I can find evil trees any time, not randomly

[Pa7uL]

granted, you find them so often because they are hunting you! you are eaten over and over as you keep re spawning

i wish i owned jagex

[Diplomatt]

granted, but in the fight jagex gets a lucky blow in and you lose your eyesight!

I wish my mobile phone bill wasnt so much!