The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Huzzah]

...So they can experiment on you to see how our planet effected you.

I wish I could get a few more gravedigger events to complete the outfit.

[Hackymaster]

Granted, but Leo the Gravedigger tricks you into switches places with him and you are stuck in the random event forever.

I wish that the weather was nice enough to play tennis in.

[Darth Kaz2]

The weather warms up enough for tennis, but as you play, it becomes too warm, you overheat, begin to retch uncontrollably, suffer from a heat stroke, and the resultant brain damage leaves you an imobilized vegetable for the rest of your life. Dang, I hate it when that happens!

I wish for 100 more wishes.

[Hackymaster]

You become overexcited at the thought of using so many wishes and pass out, violently hitting your head as you fall. You awake with amnesia, always forgetting the wish you had previously made, infinitely wishing for more wishes.

I wish for a nature battlestaff.

[Geve]

You get a nature battlestaff, but as it is still a prototype, it summons the forces of nature...tornedoes, floods, pestilence etc and you end the world!

I wish for a very long black pudding *sigh* how i miss my Scottish black pudding

[9_red_monkey]

You get the pudding......smeared in your face at a pie eating contest.

I wish for about $250k so I can pay off my house and fix it up a bit.

[Darth Kaz2]

Red,
You win the lottery!! 250K, just like you wished...but the government taxes you for 125K, your brother borrows 20K to buy a car, your sister borrows 20K to buy a boat for her boyfriend, your best friend borrows 35K to pay off his gambling debts, your friend's bookie comes after you for another 10K just because he can, your stock broker calls you to cover a bad investment and takes 30K, your dog gets hit by a car and requires 10K for reconstructive surgery, your sewer pipes back up and cost you 10K to repair and 10K for new carpets, and an old 'friend' comes to spend the weekend and steals 20K from you. Total Left: -40K ... you are going to need to mortgage that fie house of yours to pay of the debt...sorry.

I wish the snow would stop falling, and I could get back to work!

[putsters]

the snow does stop falling but the temps rise so fast it melts and floods your basement
I wish I got great drops like ed

[Geve]

Ed drops from the sky and falls on you...oh dear, you are dead! :lol:

I wish i spoke klingon

[Darth Kaz2]

Kraahn treck stat krhroor nacht! Din! Vahlk naan trinahk! Hahaha.

I wish I didn't speak Klingon.

[putsters]

you actually werent speaking klingon, but had just put a horrible curse in the native tongue on the man next to you
I wish, actually, I think I already got my wish

[beefeater555]

You did get your wish but in a terrible mix up, you turned out to be the man next to Darth Kaz2 when he tried to speak Klingon.

I wish for world peace

[Anne Bonney]

Your wish for world peace is granted, but misunderstood to be a wish for world piece... so you've just received a rather large clump of dirt.

I wish for a remote to rewind, fast forward, and pause time.

[Foxx]

Granted. You rewind time so far back you un-wish your remote and don't get a second wish.

I wish to shoot lasers out of my eyes whenever I want.

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except you become blind and the heat from the lasers melt your face till it looks like that guy from the goonies.

I wish I had some new socks