The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Takuna]

You do but thanks to my previous wish, they're gay and are no longer interested.

I wish for venus and mars to GO BACK. 8O

[kodirodio]

Venus and Mars go back, but you lose your creativity and die of boredom.

I wish it was summer all year round.

[Almighty Div]

It becomes summer all year round.
But, due to there being no seasons, all the plants, trees and wildlife perish.
The planet dies, as does all of humankind.


I wish people would stop thinking of wishes that either kills us all, or turns us all gay.

[kodirodio]

Granted. You now sit around playing a computer game all day. Not dead, not gay. But while you are sitting at your computer, you miss meeting your soul mate, so you live a long, LONELY life.

I wish I didn't have to work on lesson plans today.

[Takuna]

You don't, you go to the lessons unplanned; you then utterly phail.

I wish, actually, that I could never fail at what I attempted.

[beefeater555]

You find your soulmate but its a guy because of Takuna's wish

I wish for World Peace (no I am not a former beauty pagent contestant but yes I do have the looks now that you mention it)

[Almighty Div]

ty beefy, ty kodi, imma go kill myself now

[Takuna]

It's ok. We corrupted the corruption so eeeeverything's back to normal again. Except mah brainz. They were never normal.

World peace is achieved. Yay. How boring. (Jokes, jokes. ) Ok, so we get world peace but not galactic peace. The aliens come and destroy us.

I wish for the money to buy all my 'essential' new textbooks...

[Geve]

We, Koa Clan, buy all books for you! But it gets interrupted by a slime toad that wants to lick african rocks!

[Takuna]

Was that completely random or a reference that I just don't get? O_o

[Almighty Div]

Was that completely random or a reference that I just don't get? O_o

Pfft, you call that a wish?


I wish I could speak fluent Spanish, as well as English.

[Takuna]

The two languages being learned so quickly cunfuzzles you, and you end up only being able to speak Spanglish, so only some very bad students of Spanish can understand you. But don't worry Div, that means you'll still have me to talk to. :] (Ultimate corruption! Hahaha!)

I wish for a giant army of tiger-otter hybrids with lasers mounted on their heads that will do my bidding and lead me on a warpath of world conquest.

[Almighty Div]

Unfortunately, your minions contract rabies, and go crazy, killing you, and themselves.


I wish for some better luck on drops to help pay for the oly's

[valtrax]

Used your antipots to save your life, only to realize you have incurable herpes.

[RhondaLGilly]

Jagex secretely changes drops so that now the only drops are ashes and 1 gp.

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I wish .... i wish...... I wish the aliens that dropped me on this world would finally come take me home.