The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Anne Bonney]

Granted, but while enjoying the brief lovely weather you don't notice the pothole and end up sitting in a mud puddle.

I wish I had more charms.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, I suddenly appear next to you!

(You may have to think about that one!)

I wish for a real life wish!

[Lord Anwyn]

granted, but you realize you dont like it so commit suicide

i wish for my degree to be over already

[Diplomatt]

Granted, your degree is over........................................you havn't finished it though!

I wish for a reverse hack on my Runescape account, 999 Million please!

[Loxy]

granted but you get 999million cabbages for not specifying you wanted gp.
I wish I had a 99.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but you don't eat it in time and it melts all over your keyboard!

To stop any regional questions about 99's see below

I wish for a shield of invisibility for use with wildy clues!

[Darth Kaz2]

Matt, your wish is granted. Unfortunately, you forgot to take off your ring of visibility. Pker's immediately swarm your still-cooling corpse, and you lose all your hard earned items. Luckily, you had item protect on, so you got to keep one item. However, due to Jagex pricing errors, you lose your most expensive items and keep a single rune bolt. Sorry.

Please direct all complaints to the Jagex complaint department. You call will be taken in the order it was received.


I wish for a couple extra hours every night, for either Dung or some much needed sleep...preferably Dung.

[Loxy]

Granted but you only get to dung with lvl 1 noobs who need to be shown the ropes of the skill :/

I wish that botting wasn't possible.

[Darth Kaz2]

Loxy...your wish is granted!! Botting is not 'possible'...now it is mandatory! Everyone will be required to play only by botting. Enjoy!

I wish I had 100 SC Picks banked for skillweek

[Lady in Ice]

Granted , Darth!

The magical force sends 100 clay picks to your bank but due to lack of bank space ( they don´t stack, huh 8O ) all your valuables and gp has dropped on ground and bunch of kids dd your pile of belongings.


I wish I was still the clan admin. ;)

[Diplomatt]

Granted you are now clan admin..............................we are all about to be very very naughty (I know, very unlike me!) and totally un-corrupt (very unlike Debs) and you spend the next year doing nothing but telling us off so you get no play time!

I wish I could draw my pension and pay at the same time!

[lady llysa]

Granted - but you find that you are being paid with trading sticks and unable to spend them in real life!

I wish Super Restore Potions were real!

[Darth Kaz2]

Lady,
They are real...didnt you know??!!??

Unfortunately, no one alive has the herby level to mix them. I suggest throwing out all those Sara Brews you keep under your kitchen counter...they will just make you sick and weak! Or, better yet, sell them at the EB. (That's Ebay, the GE of the real world).


I wish there were no bullies in High-Schools.

[Pa7uL]

Granted!
1) Nerds take over the world with unchecked population growth. RS and other popular online games crash from the sudden surge of users.

2) Most of the world never has the opportunity to realize just how un-cool they dress causing second hand stores to put main stream clothing stores and manufacturing plants out of business. Millions loss their jobs over night.

I wish printers would never jam.

[Joedakiller]

Granted. Printers now use up more ink and paper.

I wish I could get 85 mining before the end of this skillweek. I'm already 80.