The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Takuna]

Played this on another site and it went really well there so meh, why not here?

Ok, in this, you make a wish and it's up to the next person to corrupt it and ruin it for you. For example:

Person 1: I wish for a fish.
Person 2: It's a shark and it bites your head off LOL.

See? Easy. Let's begin.


I wish for a godsword.

[surfer chick]

So you can drop it and it slice your leg off.

I wish for Div to be nice to me =)

[Lady in Ice]

I wish for Div to be nice to me =)

So he can lure you into a dark creepy place ( after you start trusting him) and rob all your jewelry.


I wish I was number 1 player in RS ;)

[Hid]

So you will be followed from thousands of noobs who beg you for free stuff

I wish I had all capes

[Geve]

You decide to power all your skills to get every cape possible in one week! Successfully doing this ahead of schedule in just six days!

Jagex decides this was not humanly possible and accuses you of using "bots" and permanently bans your account! hehe


I wish my POH butler was available in real life sometimes! lol

[Takuna]

Well...

(1) Assuming you have the demon butler, you get captured by zealots and burned at the stake.
(2) Assuming you have the normal butler, you get tired of his incessant poshness and fire him, employing the demon butler, leading you back to situation (1). (Why did you have to go and make it difficult? I don't like having to think.)

I wish for a lifetime supply of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream. :]

[surfer chick]

So you can second guess yourself if that is actually ice cream or not....

I wish i had bandos top.

[p.t.]

You receive Bando's top only to loose it in battle in wildie.

I wish for 50mil in my R S acct. ;)

[Sir Chris]

You get your 50m, invest it all in Willow (u)'s only to find out they are worthless!

I wish I had a steady internet connection again

[Hid]

Someone offers to help fix your internet connection, it is really great. What you don't know is that he installed this little program on your computer, with which he starts hacking into the pentagon. Too bad the FBI finds out and doesn't believe your story. I bet they don't have Runescape in jail

I wish to win in the lottery

[Takuna]

You do win it but the whole lottery idea, from all time. Ever. Has all been a ruse to assassinate you, because you're secretly the leader of an underground anarchist extremist group. The win was rigged and you receive the money gladly, ignorant to the fact that it is all, indeed, highly explosive and set to go off as soon as you come into contact with it. (Due to a magic spell developed by Interpol's sorcery division.)

Oh and I wish a could destroy the world. (Try corrupting that. )

[Geve]

Quoted from your own post in 'banned' thread...

"This enraged me even further. And so, summoning the very last reserves of my power, I went ahead and destroyed the universe. Yay. Then I woke up and the world wasn't actually destroyed and I didn't have superpowers anymore. My day was ruined and I didn't even get to destroy the universe for it."

So looked how that turned out lol




I wish i had the ability to time travel like Sam in the show 'Quantum Leap'

[Takuna]

Oooh, that was a low blow, Geve...

You gain said powers and due to the unnatural warping of the fabric of space-time, you contort the universe and everything 'splodes.

I wish I was Spider-Man. :] (Who doesn't?)

[surfer chick]

So i then see you on my wall and squish you for being a spider.

I wish i wasn't so sore.

[beefeater555]

You are no longer sore but now you don't have any stories to tell your childern about your youthful escapades

I wish Takuna had never started this thread (now I have one more thing I have to read in the forums)