A joke for our new mini olympic event!

[Geve]

The Quick Thinking Noob!

A high level fisher dude was returning to the bank with a shark. On the way there,
he ran into a noob fisher who had a whole inventory of sardines!
The noob looked at the high level and said, " Only caught one, eh?"

[Lady in Ice]

lol.


Here is another one,
I´m not sure if I have it posted on the site already but it fits really well here,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB6ivJUbaCw

[Hid]

The Quick Thinking Noob!

A high level fisher dude was returning to the bank with a shark. On the way there,
he ran into a noob fisher who had a whole inventory of sardines!
The noob looked at the high level and said, " Only caught one, eh?"

good one honey

Kal, that sure is your favourite joke, isn't it. Must be about 3 times you posted it by now lol

[Lady in Ice]

Kal, that sure is your favourite joke, isn't it. Must be about 3 times you posted it by now lol

lol, ok. That´s another joke already.
This is not my fault that my memory is so bad!!

[Geve]

Änother for this week's hunting....

A hunter was telling a couple of his fellow hunting buddies about the tragedy that befell him while scouting for bear...
"I was going through the woods", he said, "When, suddenly behind a big tree,I came face to face with a huge grizzly!".....
"Wow!", said one of the friends, "That must've been really scarey!".
"Yeah", said the man telling the story, "The grizzly reared up like this" (man stands up on a chair,
raises both hands in front...with hands clawed), "and the bear goes GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Oh man, I just sheet all over myself!"
"Well, hell", says one of the buddies, "I'd sheet all over myself, too, if a bear did that to me."......
"No, no," said the hunter, I didn't mean, then.....I meant, just now...when I reared up and screamed GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"!

[Hid]

lol, honey

When we are down to jokes, maybe I can add one too. I know it in german, but I hope you still get the point after translation.

There is a bear living in a forest, who loves bullying the other animals around. Especially this one little rabbit gets it from the bear every day. One day the bear is chasing the little rabbit around again, and they stumble upon a good fairy. The bear grabs the fairy and demands to get three wishes from her. The fairy agrees but because she was found by both, both get three wishes.

The bear, impatient as he is, wants to start first. "All bears in this forest, except for me, should be female". He can already imagine the fun he will have. The rabbits first wish is for a helmet, so the bear can't hurt him that bad anymore.

For a second wish the bear wants all bears in the surrounding woods to be female too. The rabbit wishes for a fast motorcycle, so the bear can't catch him anymore. 3rd wish, the bear getting too aroused, wishes for all bears in the whole wide world to be female.

The fairy turns to the rabbit, and asks what his last wish will be. The rabbit looks at the bear, puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle and says: "I wish for the bear to be gay"

[Geve]

[Lady in Ice]

lol, poor bear

Keep the jokes coming

[Dave]

Good stuff, all these jokes here.

[Geve]

Tomorrow is the mining mini event, so here goes the next joke ;)

The Lazy Mining Dwarf...

An elf is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a mining dwarf.
Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the elf doesn't get uncomfortable,
until the dwarf drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the dwarf, "those are the nicest gonads I have ever seen!"

Surprised and flattered, the elf thanks the dwarf and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the elf is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The dwarf reaches out,
gets a tight grip on the elf's privates, and says, "Okay, hand me your gold ore or I'll jump off the ladder!"

[Geve]

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

[Almighty Div]

hahaha, good one

[Geve]

The car thief
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A drunk guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a shot of tequilla.

The man downs the first one, slams the glass on the bar and immediately asks for another.
The bartender gives him another shot. The man downs the second one and slams the glass on the bar again.
He repeatedly asks for shots of tequilla until the bartender refuses to give him anymore.

Disgustedly the man exits the bar cussing and yelling at the bartender making a complete fool of himself.

About two minutes later the drunk comes running back into the bar in a panic.
He urgently asks the bartender to hand him the phone.

The drunk takes the phone and dials 911.
When the police answer the phone the man says,

"Somebody has broken into my car!"
"They stole my steering wheel, my accelerator and brake pedal, and even my dashboard!"

The police reply that they will be down in a few minutes.
The man walks out of the bar again...

He then returns a couple of minutes later.
He picks up the phone and dials 911 again.
When the police answer the phone, the man says,

"I just called about a car that had been broken into?
Well never mind, I mistakenly got in the back seat."