Cheesily Cheerful Chart Challenge

[Oobz]

TTT (Top Ten Time)...Yeah I know lol

10. L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N - Noah and the Whale
9. heaven Knows I'm miserable now - The Smiths
8. Sludge Factory - Alice in Chains
7. Walking on the Milky Way - OMD (I remember absolutely murdering this on karaoke a long time ago!)
6. where's the chocolate? - Darwin deez
5. Monster Chocolate - Halloween hit Factory
4. Unhappy is the only happy that you'll ever be - Mathew Prior

And 3 records have sensaaaaaa.................. tionally slam dunked into the top 3 in the last 24 hours.
And propping up the top 3 like a chocolate propper upper propping up a chocolate fireguard on a cold Christmas eve but with records it's...

3. Close my eyes forever - Ozzy Ozbourne
2. It's the End of the World as We Know It - R.E.M
1. Chocolate Drop (West Virginia) - Larry and his Flask

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soNugIyPqdM

[Katy]

As guest presenter for one time only!!......a special Christmas story!

Inn at Bethlehem gets spoof Tripadvisor review from Mary, Wise Men and shepherds

Melchior - one of the three wise men - was impressed with the 'unique experience' offered by Bethlehem's 'rural retreat'


A delightful review of the Inn from the Nativity story has been posted online, just in time for Christmas.

http://www.hopeless.me.uk/hopeless/tripa/

The spoof review , apparently left by Melchior - one of the three wise men - on review website TripAdvisor describes the Inn as small, unattractive and difficult to find.

He complains about the food, the overcrowding and lack of table service - but leaves a top notch review because of the 'unique experience' of meeting a newborn baby in the filthy conditions round the back of the Inn.

The review reads: "I find it's not possible to put into words why meeting that family at the Inn was so memorable. It really is quite weird; weird and wonderful.

"So although The Inn, Bethlehem was really a pretty awful place to stay I cannot give it less than 5 stars for providing me with such a unique experience. Do you know, I ended up giving the little lad all the gold I had left."

Other reviews apparently left for the Inn included a zero star review from B.V Mary, complaining about the lack of hot water and towels - and one from Balthazar explaining why he chose to stay at the Bethlehem Hilton instead.

The spoof was sent to TripAdvisor over Twitter, who replied saying: "This made us smile."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news ... or-2948182

[Oobz]

Thank you guest presenter!

No room at the inn - Anne Murray
Hotel California - The Eagles
Dirty Motel - Longreef
Hung in a bad place - Oasis
We gotta get outta this place - The Animals, Space
This old house - Shakin Stevens
Cold shower - Kix
Baby don't cry - INXS

[Mjay]

Desperadoes under the Eaves -Warren Zevon
Karma Hotel - Spooks
Ghetto Hotel - Norton Buffalo
Ain't such a Bad Place to be - Will Young
Get me Outta Here - Esmee Denters
Bad Review - Half Man Half Biscuit
O Little town of Bethlehem (house of the rising sun parody) - Bob Rivers

[Katy]

Bumpity bump!

[Oobz]

*Double cough*

[Oobz]

*Triple cough*

[Katy]

Sorry for the delay! *hangs head in shame* 8O

TTT (Top Ten Time)...)Oobz's fault! lol


10. Dirty Motel - Longreef
9. We gotta get outta this place - The Animals, Space
8. Get me Outta Here - Esmee Denters
7. Hotel California - The Eagles
6. Ghetto Hotel - Norton Buffalo
5. O Little town of Bethlehem (house of the rising sun parody) - Bob Rivers
4. No room at the inn - Anne Murray

3 records have sensaaaaaa.................. tionally slam dunked into the top 3 in the last 24 hours.
And propping up the top 3 like a Christmas Tree propping up the Angel (ouch) it's...

3. Bad Review - Half Man Half Biscuit
2. Ain't such a Bad Place to be - Will Young
1. This ole house - Shakin' Stevens (got to love a bit of Shaky....enjoy this video I found of Ooobz doing some dad dancing!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgoDYK3IlGg

[Mjay]

Learner driver stopped by police had PARROT in driving instructor seat

The woman was pulled over in West Yorkshire causing police to remind Twitter users: "parrots are not authorised to supervise learner drivers"

parrot.jpg

A learner driver was caught travelling on a motorway accompanied only by her pet parrot.
The woman, in her 50s, was pulled over in a 4x4 near junction 22 of the M62 in West Yorkshire on Sunday morning on suspicion of speeding.
West Yorkshire Road Policing Unit tweeted a picture of the parrot along with a warning to learner drivers.
Along with the picture, the police tweeted: "Say hello to my little friend.
"Unfortunately his owner has a provisional licence, and since parrots are not authorised to supervise learner drivers, her vehicle has been seized by us on the M62."
Drivers who hold a provisional licence are only permitted to drive when accompanied by a qualified motorist and are banned from driving on motorways.
A spokesman for West Yorkshire Police confirmed that officers confiscated the 4x4 after the woman was pulled over by officers at around 8.45am.
She will be dealt with at a later date for motoring offences including speeding, he added.
Chief Inspector Mark Bownass, of West Yorkshire Police, said: "The rules of the road exist for a very good reason and it is important to remember that, if this lady had been in a crash or incident, she would not have been covered by insurance as she was not licensed for the journey.
"Learner drivers should not be on the motorway at all and anyone who takes to other roads as a learner must be accompanied by a qualified driver, have a good understanding of the Highway Code and also make sure they are covered by the qualified drivers insurance policy."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pa ... ukoN7TtwVk

[Oobz]

The passenger - Iggy Pop
Drive - Incubus
Next to me - Emily Sande
Test Drive - Keith Sweat
Parrot - Stepdad
The Birdy song - The Tweets
Learn me right - Birdy (double whammy!)
Driving in my car - Madness

[Katy]

Cars - Gary Numan
Deeply Dippy - Right said Fred
Drive (Who's Gonna Drive You Home?) by The Cars
Drive My Car - by The Beatles
Behind The Wheel – Depeche Mode
You and your Parrot - The Muffs
My Bird Performs - XTC

[Mjay]

Ok here are a few more you could of have

Learning to Drive -Scott Wealand
Rules of the Road - Nat King Cole
Parrot Lady - Kristin Hersh

TTT time (top Ten Time)

10. Test Drive - Keith Sweat (unfortunate name lol)
9. Deeply Dipply -Right Said Fred
8. Rules of the Road - Nat King Cole
7. Next to me Emily Sande
6. Behind the Wheel - Depeche Mode
5. Cars - Gary Numan
4. Drive - Incubus

And 3 records have sensaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.................tionally slam dunked into the top 3
Propping up the top 3 like a bird perch propping up a wonky parrot who only has one leg, at

3. The Passenger - Iggy Pop
2. You & Your Parrot - The Muffs
1. Learn me Right - Birdy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtwv5cN8FhQ

[Deep_Pain]

Deeply Dippy - Right said Fred

What a tune.. what a handsome pair of singers!

[Oobz]

It's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pilot Buys Pizzas For 160 Stranded Passengers

A US airline pilot has been praised after he purchased pizzas for 160 passengers on board a delayed flight to Denver.
Pic: Logan Torres The pilot ordered 35 pizzas. Pic: Logan Torres

The Frontier Airlines flight from Washington DC was diverted to Cheyenne, Wyoming, on Monday night due to inclement weather in Colorado.

Facing the prospect of an hours-long delay, Captain Gerhard Bradner decided to call Domino's.

The pizza shop's manager, Andrew Ritchie, said he was about to send employees home when the 10pm order for 35 pizzas came through.

"I put my hand over the phone and I said: 'Guys, you're coming back'," Mr Ritchie told the AP news agency.

The flight's 160 stranded passengers could hardly believe their eyes when less than an hour later attendants began handing out slices.

pizza.jpg

Logan Torres, who posted photos on Facebook of her fellow passengers gladly accepting the pizzas, praised the pilot's "act of kindness".
Pic: Logan Torres Attendants made their way down the aisle with pizzas. Pic: Logan Torres

As the story began to go viral, Miss Torres wrote: "It's not about buying pizza its (sic) about going out of your way to take care of the people that have been put in your charge.

"THAT is a stand up person worthy of recognition and I am so excited and happy that this captain will be getting noticed for his graciousness.

"We need MORE 'Pizza captains' of the world and the world would be a better place!"
Pic: Logan Torres A passenger praised the 'act of kindness'. Pic: Logan Torres

When interviewed by KUSA-TV, Capt Bradner declined to say how much he paid for the pizzas.

He told the Denver news station: "If the need arises you need to take care of your family; you need to take care of your passengers.

"They are my responsibility the moment they step on the aircraft until they get off the aircraft."

http://news.sky.com/story/1298022/pilot ... passengers

[Katy]

Gimme pizza - Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen
Pizza Girl - Jonas Brothers
Take Away - Missy Elliot
Fast Food Song - Fast Food Rockers
Big Cheese - Nirvana
Come Fly with Me - Frank Sinatra
Jet Pilot - System of a Down
Leaving on a Jet Plane - Peter Paul and Mary
This Charming Man - Smiths ....epic!


And woooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo.....bout bloody time!