The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Shortstuff]

granted, but thats only people that u hear voices from in ur head

i wish i had 80 dung

[Diplomatt]

Granted, you are given 80 pieces of dung!

I wish to win a photo comp and win loads of goodies!

[Shortstuff]

Granted, only to find u were the only person to enter it

I wish I could win my archery competition at the end of this month

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but when standing on the winner platform, a wayward arrow hits you and kills you!

I wish it could be christmas every day!

[Shortstuff]

Granted, but only until you realise that santa isn't real

I wish I could win x-factor

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but by the time you read this message your moment of fame is over and the new series and probably started!

I wish for a nice big juicy apple!

[Shortstuff]

Granted, but then u realise its a cooking apple

I wish andy would man up and fight thru his lame excuses and go on a nigght out lol

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but I drink you under the table so much (as usual) that you dont remember the night!

I wish for a pay rise!

[Shortstuff]

Granted but get stung by taxman again

I wish my laptop would work

[Diplomatt]

Granted, it does work! But its in double dutch and Hid is too busy to translate and the processor has reduced to 1 Hertz (1 cycle per second or 1pps for all you fellow techno geeks like me out there!)

I wish I could leave work early today!

[Shortstuff]

Granted, but the wife makes you do more work at home, therefore you wish u were back at work

I wish I could drive

[Diplomatt]

The corrupt wish fairy can't allow this wish because she says you already 'drive' people up the wall, please pick another wish!

Alternative

Granted and here is your wheels




I wish I could see Dan in his new car!

[onezerobin]

Granted but he insists you car poll with him, and gives a ride you to work.

I wish there is a new rs quest every week.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but it takes you so long to complete new quests these days, you will never get your quest cape back again!

(Dan would like actually need a job to be able to car pool!)

I wish for 3 wishes, not 1!

[Shortstuff]

I do have a job, at least I actually do some work whilst I'm at work instead of on forums lol.

Wish granted, but the wish fairy thinks ur greedy so denies u ur second and third

I wish andy would hurry up and get 73 dung so we can do dungs together