I can only apologise if this post should cause anyone trauma or unrest, however please be assured that the admins and staff of Koa always put the safety of our members as a top priority and we are doing everything in our power to oust this disgusting and vile behaviour from our clan.
ok I really don't know how to put this in a way that won't make some of you heave. I can only apologise for the filthy uncensored language I am about to use.
It has come to the attention of the admin team, that some members of our almighty, venerable clan...
do not have ketchup on their bacon sandwich!
I know.. I'm sorry disgusting as that may be, I must go further and those of a delicate nature may wish to look away.. but some of these perverted individuals... I don't know how I can say this, so I'm going to come straight out with it...
Put brown sauce on their bacon sandwich!!
This is not only an affront to every sensible member in koa, but ruins a bacon sandwich in such a way is tantamount to heresy, it is also a sign of deviancy beyond which I want to imagine.
What are we going to do about this scourge?
Firstly rest assured the safety and wellbeing of KoA members is paramount to us at KoA headquarters. We have spent many weeks utilising Dr Brads knowledge of such things and have come to the consensus that given the speed that this has spread through the clan this must be an airborne virus primarily transmitted when members are using the KoA CC. This is not as scary as it may come across, we have devised a method to protect you all. We have a range of protective suits which you may buy from the KoA shop soon, they come in 2 funky fashionable colours:
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Or $2200 next day delivery in the states.
As you can tell, this is a price point we can't afford to sell at for long, so get them whilst stocks last!
Obviously you ask why we don't kick those infected out of the clan. There are 2 reasons for this.
Firstly this is a sickness, a brain malfunction caused by a highly infectious virus that no one asked to get. We cannot with the high moral values we set ourselves, hold this against the afflicted. We ask that everyone remain calm and not to alienate those affected. Who knows what else these poor people are capable of. Ultimately they are victims, as disgusting as you may find their beliefs, please remember just how damaged these individuals are, no one would sanely choose to have brown sauce on a bacon sandwich right?
Secondly we have hope! due to much investigation, and now trials by Dr Brad of a retro-virus we feel we are close to curing this ungodly affliction.
In the meantime there are some measures we will be bringing into force to protect you!
According to recent studies this virus is particularly wide-spread in the north of England and Wales - with as many as 42% of people preferring brown sauce on their bacon sandwich, for the safety of our members new applicants from these areas will immediately be placed into quarantine.
We will be testing all clan members for this virus, those infected will be segregated for their own safety. However this does not guarantee the safety of those without the virus, so we still suggest you buy yourself one of the fashionable suits above.
Should you wish to test yourself for this virus please select the more appetising of the following 2 pictures:
Picture A:
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(Magerpainz)
. Pickled Jalapeno Rings is the way to go if you want topping for your sandwich >:) . Go go Green.
